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Design Cars: Crazy Pictures

Rocket Car Wooden Car Sexy car See through Car 1 Monster Car See through Car 2 Pussycat car Cartoon car Bikey Car

I bet you didnt know these tidbits

1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions!!!!!!!!!! 2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient! 3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name. 4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite. 5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle. 6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow Then it is ripe. 7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp. 8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old. 9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979. 10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water. 11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 t

A Blonde's Good Year:Funny

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! *********** March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

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Four Kinds of Marketing (Funny)

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm a fantastic dancer." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's a fantastic dancer." That's Advertising. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm a fantastic dancer." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're a fantastic dancer." That's Brand Recognition!

Things aren't always what they seem

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem." The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a poor farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family

Seven ways to relieve Stress out of your Life!

1. Take Up A Hobby: Remember, a hobby is not a commercial activity. It gives you peace of mind and helps you detour from your daily routine. A common mistake made by most is to take up an activity that closely relates to office work. If you're a computer programmer, DON'T design video games in your free time! Taking up completely unrelated hobbies will divert your mind and reduce stress. 2. Adopt A Pet: Evidence suggests that having pets around helps keep a lid on stress. Activities like playing with your pet, tending to it and even such mundane tasks like removing ticks from your dog or taking it for a walk can prove a great tonic for hypertension. 3. Get A Massage: There's nothing like a soothing massage for instant relief from day to day stress. A ten-minute neck and shoulder massage should revitalize you instantly! 4. Watch A Funny Film: Even if you are feeling really busy or tired, humour never fails to put the zest back into your smile. Make the time to catch a funny

77 Beautiful, Romantic Advices

1. Never forsake love and love will never forsake you. 2. When you find that true love..never release it....feel the romance and cherish the feeling...once it's presence is reached forfill every desire to the fullest...and do to your one and only soul mate. 3. Love can make you unrecognizable even to yourself. 4. Romance is finding true love in your best friend, lover and soul mate, and if the day comes when you must set true love free...though your heart aches and your soul cries, let it strengthen you and remember that in the soul true love never dies. 5. Love never asks why, it speaks from the heart or whispers from a distance. 6. A part of you has grown in me, together we shall be, never apart, maybe in distance, but not in the heart. 7. If I held a star for everytime you make me smile, an entire evening sky would be in the palms of my hands. 8. A heart truly in love never loses hope but always believes. 9. A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will ha

Story: 8 Lies my Mother told me

The story began when I was a child; I was born as a son of a poor family. Even for eating, we often got lack of food. Whenever the time for eating, mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was removing her rice into my bowl, she would say “Eat this rice, son. I’m not hungry”. That was Mother's First Lie . When I was getting to grow up, the persevering mother gave her spare time for fishing in a river near our house, she hoped that from the fishes she got, she could gave me a little bit nutritious food for my growth. After fishing, she would cook the fishes to be a fresh fish soup, which raised my appetite. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the rest meat of fish, which was still on the bone of the fish I ate. My heart was touched when I saw it. I then used my chopstick and gave the other fish to her. But she immediately refused it and said “Eat this fish, son. I don’t really like fish.” That was Mother's Second Lie . Then, when I wa

10 Science Stuff You Got Wrong At School

 Water IS blue, not just because of the sky Many believe that lakes and oceans are blue "only" because they reflect the blue sky. Actually water looks blue because water is blue; the water molecules do absorb some light, and they absorb red frequencies more than blue. The effect is small, so the blue color only becomes obvious when observing layers of water many meters (or more) thick. (This effect is noticeable to a lesser amount in white-painted swimming pools.) In salt water or mineral-laden fresh water, the color of dissolved minerals can also be seen. Sky-reflection does play a role, but only when the water surface is very calm, and only when the water is observed at a glancing angle less than approximately ten degrees. Electricity does NOT travel at the speed of light Many textbooks claim that Electricity (electrons) within wires flows at nearly (or even exactly at) the speed of light. In fact it's the electrical energy which flows rapidly ("rapidly"

Helpful Tips on Eye Care

With so many of us spending lots of time in front of the computer every day it comes to no surprise that research is showing a rise in visual problems. What can one do? First, it's important to find out how you can protect your eyes through eye health exams and by making a few minor changes in your computer viewing habits. Positioning is everything Correct positioning of your computer, keyboard and typing copy is essential. Your screen should be positioned about an arm's length from your eyes and 20 degrees below eye level. Consider foot and wrist rests for added comfort. Lighting can make all the difference Room lighting should be diffuse, not direct, to reduce glare and reflections from your screen. Look into an internal or external glare screen and be sure to set your colour, contrast and brightness levels to suit you. A little extra help for your glasses Anti-reflective coatings on the lenses of your glasses can be applied by your optometri

17 Random, Humourous Observations

1. Men are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 2. Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything. 3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." 4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 5. The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder and cell phone camera these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to. 7. You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just sitting on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. 8. According to a recent survey, men say the first thi